Valentine’s Day.

Don’t worry, celebrities feel like crap too.

While some of us stand in awe at the cherished lives that socialites and celebs lead, the glaring reality is that pain is a universal luxury we can all feel. Are we lonely like Lindsay, the secret celebrity hoarder, latching onto material goods in order to fill the emotional voids we so very often lack? I know I’m guilty.

I spent the day walking up and down the sidewalks of 3rd Street Promenade, filling my bag with useless indulgences in order to mend my sad little heart. But it’s win some, lose some. Normal people get love, and stars… well, they get famous.

Love is a battlefield, Chris