Looking back, we’ll remember quite a few moments in pop culture. After all, boy did 2009 spoil us.

The year was riddled in reality TV show divorces, shock domestic abuse, the passing of a music legend and the promise of some new talent.

Acts of adultery by a golfer and a talk show host replayed while speculation over a singing contestant’s sexuality never stopped. Of course, there was the interruption heard around the world between a twangy tween and a hot-tempered hip-hop star.

2010 has its work cut out for it. Here’s what we’d like to see/think might happen.

6. While in a relationship with an older man (and we mean older), a 17-year-old Miley Cyrus will be snapped by paparazzi buying a pregnancy test at a grocery store in Studio City. She’ll release another single that will be a hit at college fraternity parties. She still won’t listen to pop music, including Jay-Z.

5. The cast of Gossip Girl will collectively disregard their respective monogamous romances and enter one giant open relationship… with each other, both on and off set.

4. Lady Gaga will continue her rise to world domination amidst more animal clothing and light-up headgear. She’ll produce a sci-fi adaptation of the Lion King to be released on Broadway. Meanwhile, Kanye West will publicly contemplate rehab, but instead release another album much to public and critical acclaim.

3. Britney Spears will catch a break and be happily married to her agent. Rihanna and Justin Timberlake will be caught hooking up at the Supper Club in New York, and an emo Taylor Swift will channel her teen angst and go Alanis Morrisette on our asses.

2. Twilight fever won’t die, but finally, The Hills will.

1. The diva herself will take a break from music only to resurface with a miracle. Two words: Baby Beyoncé.

Yours Truly, Chris